Funny Word Time!

Chit! Time to pay the tab.

chit ¹  (cht)

n.

1. A statement of an amount owed for food and drink; a check.

2. A short letter; a note.

3. A Brownie point: earned vital chits with his party by making fundraising speeches.

Dear McDonalds

Shouldn't it be called a Half Pounder?

This is something I've been peeved over more than once, and I'm vegetarian. Why, McDonald's? There is no such thing as a double quarter pound.

Baller Handwriting

This is the most attractive word I have ever written. I mean, ever. Check out the R! I didn't even plan that, it just happened!

Immediately after taking this picture, I proceeded to practice my "yr" and "gr" transitions. After all, I should master this. Unfortunately, I found that I'm not capable of replicating it.

And Another Thing!!

If you're actually interested in ever reading this again

 you should probably definitely bookmark this page,

because let's face it, I picked a stupid-long
impossible to remember Blog*Spot Address.

**Annnnd, I've changed it. I couldn't help it, I discovered the funny sounding word "chit". There was no going back. **

Question

When this one makes me cough,

 

 this one always helps.

So when this jerk-off tries to drown me,

will this one revive me?

I Just Realized

My W's and my boobs have some things in common. 

You Scrub So Good!

This one is One Million, Three Hundred Thousand times better than the old one: 

The Old One